the girl who shopped too much

There is no shame in admitting that a woman has a problem with shopping. More specifically that a woman has an uncontrollable addiction to shopping, one that may or may not lead to a very bad debt problem. The question more settles as to why a woman has an addiction to shopping. Is this her only addiction? The answer is who the hell cares; if the shoe was pretty then you better have bought the damn thing. Let us identify some classic signs of shopaholic behavior - warning, if you find yourself having two or more of these attributes the chances are that you are indeed a shopaholic stuck in your very own taboo closet.

• You find yourself calculating what you will purchase based on your paycheck.
• You think if you spend this money on new makeup you will simply have to live off noodles and water for the next week. It's doable.
• You reason that the pair of shoes you have at home are not exactly like this. No exactly.
• A party is an excuse to shop.
• You understand that with the changing of the seasons come the changing of wardrobe. And nail polish.
• You understand that animal print CAN go wrong. Very wrong.
• You own more shoes than the month has days. Even the LONG months.
• You understand that magazines are the bible written by women, inspired by gays.
• Dollar menus were invented in order to shop more. Seriously.
• The color orange should only be handled by those that understand it, like those people that handle blowfish.
• You wonder for hours in the day why you can't just be paid to shop or write about fashion. Yes, we wonder the same thing.